Wednesday, February 22, 2012

But when you have a microphone you can cover it up.

I often feel that I missed my calling to be a flamboyant hair metal superstar, and I used to blame it on not having a access to Cher's personal wardrobe. However, my problem may have stemmed from the lack of vocal training I had in the art of glam singing. If I had a time machine, I would go back in time and give my younger self this video so I could change my life forever.